I was walking down a crowded hallway in my school, surrounded by my fellow students. Then, I turned the corner and I saw Paul Ryan, the Speaker of the House, talking to my geography teacher. I remember having a single conscious thought right then, which was "Oh. Paul Ryan. I don't like that guy." I proceeded to yell "EAT A DICK" at him as I walked past.

He looked mildly hurt and disappointed, like I was a rambunctious puppy who'd been sent to obedience school, only to come home and pee on his rug.

It felt so real.

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