I fall in love, defying dwarf-tossers and Toulouse-Lautrec, till I become a time-traveling bunny...
CAUTION: SEX, SIZE DISCRIMINATION AND SLANDER
Sex-and-violence is one word in America, because our ratings system TEACHES us to link them...
CAUTION: THE F-WORD AND SENSIBLE IDEAS
I was always the weakest magic-worker I knew. But when demons threatened my grandchild...
I'm a schoolkid in the future who finds an ancient book the censors somehow missed...
A night of gorilla-guerillas, feminist backlash among the wolves, and hot horse-ballerinas in chorus lines...
The government has a harsh policy on armed dissidents. Not the kind of arms you think...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
JFK and Marilyn as our gender archetypes, and their effect on the real gender gap: lifespan, not votes!
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, BUT I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE NOW
The modern Aztec Empire is as bad as Anglos toward other Indians, for it's not poverty that hurts...
No matter who I dream I am, twin secret agents dog me, eating my soup, playing my games...
CAUTION: EGREGIOUS PHILOSOPHY
The Prime Minister of England breaks my nose, so I become a flock of squirrels to seek revenge. Should I let go?
My take on IQ, racism, Murray and Herrnstein's notorious book, and the theory of multiple intelligence. As an (ex)child prodigy it's not theoretical for me: broken hearts, broken trust, broken ribs...
CAUTION: LONG WORDS, RAMPANT ELITISM, GENIUS SHOPTALK
My neighborhood becomes a Huck Finn Eden after global warming turns it into a tropical island...
CAUTION: NUDITY, AMBITOPIA
As humans settle infospace, will we cheat other species trying to evolve into people?
CAUTION: DISTURBING
In the future, books morph as they crawl round the web, till just the popular bits are left...
CAUTION: YOU TOO COULD BE CENSORED
George Bush leads a hill-tribe raid against the hill-tribe led by Osama bin Laden... and I'm stuck between...
CAUTION: ANTI-HEROES, POLITICAL PREDICTION
A tree-girl moves to Hollywood to make film deals, but jealousy stabs her...
CAUTION: BLOODY ASSAULT, GAY DRYADS, MUTANT NUDITY
Would the Revolutionaries in the Basement really blow up the Committee of Idealists upstairs?
CAUTION: MAD BOMBERS, OR AT LEAST GRUMPY ONES
I'm a wizard chasing crooked politicians in a big city. They have a car, I hop a trolley, only on the astral plane it's a giant blue millipede, and...
CAUTION: RECKLESS DRIVING, THEFT OF PUBLIC MILLIPEDE
Hawk Girl and Pearl Dragon sing a love-duet on the joy of allergies...
If artists do this with ink, what makes you think genetic engineers will do any better with real life?...
CAUTION: DON'T DO THIS AT HOME
The world's first all-bulemic band, Veronica and the Vomits, provokes a riot at our local punk club. So I go to Anorexic Bootcamp and join an army of models learning self-defense under fire, as calories and fat jokes whiz by...
CAUTION: SKINNY GIRLS WHO MAKE YOU WANT TO BARF--no wait, that's a bad idea!
The gods of our cave-past and star-future fight over us--using us, of course. After I see the toll it's taking on a bonobo buddy of mine, I decide to bring the war back home, and go gunning for God--BOTH of them...
CAUTION: APES AND EXPLOSIVES DON'T MIX
I meet William F. Buckley and his beloved pet pig. Only the hog's a live H-Bomb, and the leash is a trigger...
CAUTION: REPULSIVE GUY, REPULSIVE PET, REPULSIVE ISSUE
VERY mixed media--the boat is warped wood. And the story is warped more...
CAUTION: SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE AND QUITE EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT
No more token canaries--the all-canary workforce, that's us. Let's see if these products are toxic...
CAUTION: ANTI-CAPITALIST
Two giants wrestle in the Chinese mountains. Who'll win, Red or Yellow? But when I wake...
I meet a giant psychic baby feared by 12-step people. So I go to the beach and find I'm a shark-bit girl who can have her missing chunks sewn back in--if I still have room for them...
What my home town will become, if you fools keep burning gas and spewing CO2 in the air...
I'm in the Mideast. No wonder it's a war zone--it's a vast pit BUILT for war! But a spiral stair leads slowly out, to...
Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush were having a secret love affair, and I was sharing their bed...
Hong Kong's not devolving to China, but to Faerie. As governor, I have to defend human rights, so...
Suddenly I see the notion of "cool" as just another Euro theft. Being cool shouts "I'm insecure"...
I dream an economist admits not only that eco-regs pay off, but that economic theory is faulty. Dream on!
The pecking order (goring order?) of cows explains why our leaders stink...
I'm Coyote, keeping the Business Prophet from taking over Dante's Peak. But it turns too personal...
CAUTION: IDIOTIC VIOLENCE
I tended my spirit, not my career. So now I have to guard a crimeboss at a theft convention...
CAUTION: INEVITABLE CHEKHOVIAN SHOOTOUT
I find the feminist principle "the personal is political" leads to some alarming consequences for privacy...
CAUTION: POLITICS
How my dad got onto the board of directors and made the organization his own...
I dreamed of South American musical intrigue in a grand hotel. Enter a polka-dot shapeshifter...
I'm trying to prevent a race war, but can I kill someone I admire? And if so, can I live with it?
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, RACISM, GUILT
I die young, to get it over with, like chickenpox. As I slowly revive, I face bias against the dead. So..
A sentent factory shows me a genetic future where the Deer Party agitates for liberty, equality and fertility. Where I learn that I too may not be human...
Our Appalachian town revolts against fundamentalists, but brainwashing takes time to undo...
CAUTION: SEX AND INJUSTICE
A plague begins on terraformed Mars and spreads to Earth. Population biology made it inevitable...
CAUTION: OFFSTAGE POPULATION CRASH
The police confiscate my therapist's copies of my dreams, and try me for obscenity! So why do I help?...
The Duke complains things just aren't what they were. As I hear what he liked, I'm increasingly...
America isn't the Melting Pot. It's the Humping Pot...
CAUTION: THE BEAST WITH 300,000,000 BACKS
Mute, paired images, contrasting life with the death we're spreading. And then finally the dream speaks:
CAUTION: READ THE TITLE AND GO SABOTAGE SOMETHING!
In a field in the Central Valley, I face the Terror of California...
CAUTION: FIENDISH LEFTIST PROPAGANDA
In a world of bad haircuts, I meet a dragon running for office. But is this real, or a dream? Yes! It's...
A logging war in the northern forests is confused by subjective realities. Am I sure what I see is real?
The Emperor of the Galaxy can't publish his anti-slavery book as himself, so he quits to become a slave...
A candidate glad to shake your hand... though not all you voters will want him to...
CAUTION: ANOTHER PRICK RUNNING FOR OFFICE
Money, power, race and gender don't stifle my friends who work as much as hierarchical structure...
Evolution is like baseball--a game of inches, efficiency, constraints. Surely we can do better....
CAUTION: CONTAINS THOUGHT
Lanyi dreamed in detail of the assassination of his friend Archduke Franz Ferdinand hours before it happened...
While my body expels a kidney stone, weird scenes happen on the astral plane. At least I get to dip the pope.
CAUTION: PAIN, PEE, POPE
I have 'fire in the belly', so I cheer up--if the magazines are right, I'll be President. But it's just bad food...
CAUTION: BELLYACHING
I had a spectacular dream one night, that lasted many days in dream-time--a true other life. It wasn't Earth, and we weren't human.
I was a teenage lemur, sailing with two friends into unknown waters--a rite of passage. I woke on deck deep in the night, my friends curled around me, and realized I didn't WANT to pass the test, be declared a grown woman, marry and have pups. I loved my girl friends. In a world lacking the very word, I was groping toward queerdom. Sailing into unknown waters! "Here be dragons," the old maps say. And they were right...
If 1500K is too big to load, try it in parts: 1: HOME, 450K, 2: VOYAGE, 680K, 3: BACK 400K.
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEX, QUEER TEEN ANGST, ANTI-FUNDAMENTALISM
I'm a woman living in a space habitat. A new Napoleon invades us, and damages our life-support...
The terror of Navy breakfast, the joy of filterfeeding, how to marry pudding, and a sniper lunch with kisses...
I spoke a proverb I’d never heard of when I woke. So I Googled it, and found it had meaning--dark meaning...
CAUTION: TURKISH JINGOISTS WILL NOT LIKE THIS DREAM
A boy offends his uncle the King, who transforms him into a fox. Grounded! But Fox-Boy runs away...
The first thing any beginner does with a paint program is behead someone. Why?
CAUTION: PAINFUL SPLINTERS
To fight the drug trade, cute little blonde cops plant packets on men in the park. And when I resist...
CAUTION: BAD COPS
Freddy has plans for me and Telly Savalas's daughter... but what can he lure us with? What do we want?
Our team acquires unnoticeability, and sets out to free the Hick from the Submerged Court. But is that wise?
Demons of fire invade the house, and the Voice of Truth says they can't be killed. What would you do?
The aliens offer us a Galactic Free Trade Agreement, but my friends and I think it's a disastrous deal...
CAUTION: MORAL AMBIGUITY
Gaia appears in a warning vision. However, she's not addressing humanity, but our silver successors...
The two commonest sexual orientations have no names, or even concepts! Yet they're obvious, once...
CAUTION: THE TRUTH THAT DARE NOT BE TOLD
I'm a girl in a desert who God tells to preach a new gospel. But the locals, unlike ancient Rome, have guns...
CAUTION: VIOLENT MARTYRDOM AND A KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT
I stalk a platoon of levitating surf-bunnies who may be out to bomb a Greenpeace submarine...
Very nearly a nightmare, till the guard on the beach relented in the face of people power...
My part in the revolution in Guinea-Bissau: substantial, but not exactly planned. I just wanted out...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A rabbit shaman orders his apprentice to drape dead hedgehogs round her neck til she bleeds. Ow! Why? Well...
CAUTION: FURRY NUDITY, ABUSIVE MENTOR
I’m a homeless elf. We’re a persecuted minority group. I know I’m dreaming and try to change it but...
Hillary Clinton hid her cancer, but the GOP found out. So a monster kidnaps Rainbow Brite, and...
A poor planet with one city. Urban technocrats and hick ecologists have conflicting development models...
CAUTION: TOO REAL TO BE FUN
I dreamed I blinded myself because mere appearances lead to racism and sexism. Only the blind know truth...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
A book claims Hitler's circle was a cult, not a party, out to apply mystical theories--like Manson! Then I dream...
CAUTION: RABID RANTING
19th century horsebreeders crossbred more than they admit. One suggests I look hard in the mirror...
CAUTION: UNSEEMLY SENATORIAL DISCOURSE
Corruption in my town causes a bizarre death. But is that all? I smell smoke--will the city burn?
I fight to save 50,000 eggs that'll hatch psychics. But my friends want to exterminate them! Am I wrong?
My teacher insists, "You'll be scared too, when you see it." But when he shows us humanity’s greatest fear...
CAUTION: UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS
I join the Seattle Tribal Council, which of course means marrying them all. The guy I'm to sleep with on our collective wedding night SEEMED to like me, till he pulls that practical joke...
CAUTION: GROSS!
A man in a castle plots against his enemies, while his rebel-daughter meets her lover outside...
India wants a seat on the UN Security Council, but what of Pakistan? The UN has a modest proposal...
A children's performance of "Where the Wild Things Are" turns into a riot-orgy. Why do I think it's all about politics?
CAUTION: WILD THING ORGY
I'm a California Indian wandering through time, keeping the secret of time-travel from the reckless...
When warring Greek isles kill a peacemaker, her three best friends start a vendetta! But she wanted peace...
CAUTION: HATE NURSED TOO LONG
I find myself at a creepy party supporting a dead man who's running for office. And am I Dan Quayle?
CAUTION: HORROR BEYOND HORROR. YOU ARE DAN QUAYLE.
Jung was told in dreams and visions that Europe would soon drown in blood. But he just couldn’t believe it...
A sex dream warning "to find your soulmate, learn to spot the opposite: cute political and spiritual idiots..."
CAUTION: SEX AND POLITICS
Question authority? Nah. They always have such excuses! Kick authority entirely! Just say no.
I win a free game of Kick the President. But what if everyone can see your kick-ass Prez but you?
CAUTION: THIS DREAM IS MONITORED BY THE SECRET SERVICE
The children of some castaways refuse to go 'home': to them, this shore IS home. So what won't I leave?
I'm a political aide to the leader of a hot-tempered, clawed, fanged alien people. And then my boss dies...
A courtroom hostage-drama where I'm forced to commit... tracheotomy! And then the Gulf War begins...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
My shamanic teacher lures me into a labyrinth ruled by wizards whose magic-monopoly's about to fall...
Alien abductions upset us--being studied, not greeted as people. But how do we treat animals? Do we create the gap we expect and then observe? That night, I dream one dog on a leash paralyzes a civilization...
The rich block reform. So let's offer the rich and power what they really want: ranking and attention...
CAUTION: CHIMPONOMICS
I join the alliance against aliens blind to humor and metaphor, who are invading funny-animal planets...
I'm a shaman in Nunavut who shows a rubber lizard and his foxy niece that reparations have limits...
Phyllis Schlafly, who killed the Equal Rights Amendment, provokes a dream of being Captain Kirk trapped in a magic school with no way out but the graduate exam... Can I learn the lesson of the tree?
CAUTION: POLITICAL JOURNALISM BEFORE THE DREAM. OH NO!
Humanity in the future desperately needs the magic words from the past to free them. But... "pickle?"
I'm Hitler's girlfriend. Not Eva Braun, just me--gentle, weak, thrown in among killers. What can I do?
First, sf writer Heinlein advocates a strong army; then I see one in action--turned against the people...
At Sea-Dragon State Park, I climbed down to the sea serpent's dressing room after the show, and found...
CAUTION: MERMAID BREASTS
I'm in a tribe of post-Crash kids with psychic powers, trying to keep nukes from rising again...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE TOWARD CHILDREN
Unfortunately, this is not a dream at all...
From the punk clubs of Frisco to the Safeways of Si Valley to the vermilion sands of Mars, Silky the were-nightmare fights for the Misfits against every cliche in science fiction...
Near a mysterious sculpture garden on the moon, lives the blind, bike-riding sage I seek: Moon-Cat...
How the Supreme Court gave my brother antlers, and where his soul went: where I'll go, now that I know...
We hippies won, but now we're backward and isolated; it's time we joined the rest of our alternate Earth...
A dream explaining why everyone with any moral vision gets filtered out of politics now...
I'm John Muir reborn on Mars, supporting Mars First against tree-cutters, who poison their enemies...
After a class in nonverbal communication, I meet Richard Nixon under embarrassing circumstances...
J. Edgar Hoover, founder of the FBI, stages a coup. Do we accept him as dictator, or nuke Washington?
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A child of radicals goes wild in Rio. When we bail her out, we find she's had a strange enlightenment...
CAUTION: UNSAFE SEX
Kate Wolf sings that ads are way dirtier than porn. But my memory slowly twists her message...
I want to join the inner circle of America's political elite. But to do that I have to survive the Ordeal...
The artcops search-and-destroy our flying band, and my wings are shorn. But ten years later, songless, apathetic, I climb through my TV--and the women of Vietnam show me a new way to fly...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, ATTITUDE, ALTITUDE
As new political outrages flow forth, I feel like a horse wary of a sweet-talking human, and I think...
I force the governor's chief aide to tour the new prisons for us artists, fags, and niggers. He's appalled--but how many more noses must I rub in the governor's racism?
Now the Evil Empire's dead. We're all safe, safe at last. And all the bombs are gone... right?
Plato never did say what shed the light that cast those shadows on his cave wall. I find out.
CAUTION: CUT-RATE APOCALYPSE
When Perissa, an exhibitionistic centaur, bares her body in a crowded Coliseum, she also bares a racist plot...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, SPECISM
I'm the first man on Planet Cat, falling in love with my guide. And then I'm the Cat, falling for an alien ape...
CAUTION: NUDE CAT
A dry little world with many small seas, Serrana has at least six intelligent species and an anarchist culture. It's a tribute to Ursula Le Guin's anarchist utopia, "The Dispossessed", and Kropotkin's theories of biological cooperation...
CAUTION: ANARCHIST POLITICS, ALIEN NUDITY
I'm a Martian revolutionary, making the glaciers grow. The equator's still dry, but change is coming...
Led by a rebel demon into the heart of a Chinese mountain, should I wake the Sleepers in the Cave?
A scholar on Middle Earth warns our obsession with public transparency keeps our psychology crude...
Time-hopping through centuries, I learn how slow deep social change is. How we cling to our worldviews!
I'm in the Magellanic Clouds, an ambassador to the energy-beings who rule them. Or am really their... pet?
Protestors occupy the Transamerica Pyramid and install a cow as CEO... a Cash Cow?
I'm a telepathic rabbit defending our world from space-laser attack. We do, but do we modernize too much?
CAUTION: IDEAS
Jung Chang’s exposé of Mao's brutal deeds and legacy provoke dreams I demand that leaders listen...
When whites invade, two shapeshifting Native American cubs resist architecturally...
I dreamed I met a wealthy werewolf. My parents were leftists and told me the rich are wicked--but...
CAUTION: INDECENT T-SHIRT, INDECENT WEREWOLF
The mayor declares war on bikers, blames us for gridlock! I dream of Rosa Parks' influence and realize...
The unemployed angel with her resume is the Goddess of Freedom...
Aliens, hypnotherapy, dancing molars, riots, witches, flying pianos, lettuce... yet there is a point.
A crazy security guard with a deadly squirt gun kills freely over and over, for the cops keep paroling...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
Reactionaries smash a paper. To rebuild, the editor must sell tiki carvings! But gods don't LIKE being sold...
CAUTION: MORAL QUANDARY
The army breeds smart animals. Scientists fear they'll upset ecosystems. No one speaks for the creatures...
CAUTION: DIRECT ACTION
A dry little world with many small seas, Serrana has at least six intelligent species and an anarchist culture. It's a tribute to Ursula Le Guin's anarchist utopia, "The Dispossessed", and Kropotkin's theories of biological cooperation...
CAUTION: ANARCHIST POLITICS, ALIEN NUDITY
My sisters get bored with the game of power, so I watch TV instead. But it melts, and a huge terrifying figure rises...
My work as a federal shaman inspector involves judging a rainbow of traditions by a few basic principles:
I'm teaching in a wizard's college near Mt Shasta when one astral world decides to occupy another...
In a future where we gengineer ourselves instead of others, we no longer have to choose lesser evils...
A Goddess-worshiping general gets a visit from her twin daughters who bring a puzzling message...
I'm in an alternate-history American Revolution with Silky, a black mare. We sail for Europe as diplomats...
Business solved the problem of cheap foreign labor: slavery's legal again. So our firm buys cheap losers...
At boot camp for sex slaves, a rapist makes me a surprisingly tempting offer. But it’s really not about sex at all, is it?
CAUTION: ORAL SEX, OUTRAGEOUS COMPARISON
As Mars demands independence from Earth, Jovians enslave us all! Now freedom-fighting is personal...
A cigar-smoking tyrannosaur's moved into the neighborhood, upsetting us bluebirds and vampire bats...
A dance classmate asks a bizarre question that haunts me. That night I dream I'm suicidal--nearly kill myself. Then I'm shown the flow of human development--the same pattern, from souls to civilizations! Eddies and knots recur, but each time, the challenges get more spiritual. I wake up stunned. Then I learn what a shaman I know just dreamed... and now I'm unsure whose dream this is..
CAUTION: IDEAS
In a desert crawling with aliens who can absorb your mind, I propose a truce, and gain...
I'm a Latina crossing the border at a nightmare bridge, while an Anglo harangues me on the Space Race...
Giant squid start surfacing at popular beaches and eating people. Not the form of first contact we'd hoped...
CAUTION: YOU ARE LUNCH
A slightly surrealized San Francisco landscape--not that it needed much help...
CAUTION: PINK PAGAN TOES
I'm forced to become Time Pilgrim, warning history of the dangers of community--indeed, of unity...
I dreamed the Stealth Bomber wasn't a machine, but a gigantic Owl-god. And Stealth was worshiped...
CAUTION: CREEPING PACIFISM
I find the cure for an alien plague, then visit the world it came from, to find it has a curious variant...
CAUTION: SEX CUSTOMS OF THE NEWT PEOPLE! MY COUSIN'S GAY WEDDING!
The card of driven leaders. It's so refreshing to hear someone honest and passionate. Right? Well...
A toxic site in Silicon Valley isn't a chemical spill, but angry ghosts, killed in a camp and forgotten...
CAUTION: THE CAMP TURNS OUT TO BE REAL
I dreamed I had to take a bewildering test on who is allowed in the military. I flunked. So will you...
CAUTION: MOCKS HOMOPHOBES
A phrase spoken by a workmate triggers two dreams, the parents of this poem; it emerged a few days later as you see it...
CAUTION: POLITICAL RAGE, SURREALISM
I was a mermaid trying to find Count Coyote's stolen dreams, so I could marry my human girlfriend...
CAUTION: GAY MARRIAGE, ANTI-FUNDAMENTALISM
Visiting Time City, I witness the "suicide" of a woman named Thieu but suspect it was really assassination...
CAUTION: SUICIDE? MURDER?
I dreamed that nouveau-riche half-ton polar bears invaded San Francisco, evicting us locals...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE COMING TO YOUR TOWN SOON
The government quietly ends all taxes and services in a small town just to see what'll happen...
Long ago he cut a deal with the cops. But town's grown, and one victim fights back. Our thief is outraged...
A trail toward Freedom has extra markers, for it's three trails, superimposed! Not all the cues are for us...
Silicon Valley goes enthusiastically fascist. I hide in a berry patch. They build a shining world, and then...
The manhunt is on for Donald Trump, rich sociopath. But he too is pursuing something: happiness...
Changelings invade our space station, testing one kid's split loyalties. But it's the beans that intrigue me...
Tuba Man plays from the top of a tower, even when Loveless Man opens fire; for music is life to him...
An assassination plot using two planes triggers an invasion of our kingdom. I'd rather be playing Frisbee...
In our plot to kill the Tyrant, we used his wife. Or... did she use us? She goes mad, but--she's HAPPY...
Disguised as a literary troll, I spy on the Neo-Nazis, but it can't last: I ate a magic herb, and I'm growing...
In a future society, I'm deliberately, permanently paralyzed. Yet my home-grown treatment has an effect...
An improvised painting-series exploring my obsession for Utopia--and your deafening silence...
CAUTION: IDEAS, FURRY NUDITY, THAT GOSH-DARN MODERN ABSTRACT ART
I'm lost in a valley where unicorns love cyborgs but fear giant ants, who adore unicorns but hate cyborgs, who think ants are cute, but dread unicorns! And while the Three Tribes love and hate, cave-monsters sculpt them all. I set up peace talks between these four vertices of my tetrahedral soul, but what if I get what I want? Peace, love... transformation? What if those aren't cute and New Age?
CAUTION: SWEARING, DRUNK LIONS, CYBORG SURGERY, AND GOGGLE-BARFING
Am I King Kong? No, it's a city of midgets! I leave and find I'm gay. Gay bugs come out of the closet, too, storming the fundamentalist flies of Heaven. And then Vor, the purple alien, does something peculiar...
CAUTION: SEX, ANTI-FUNDAMENTALISM
The messiah of a suicide cult prepares to ritually sacrifice me. Then a miracle occurs! But... whose?
Dodging between all your -isms, I feel like a bird on a battlefield...
I'm an intelligent rabbit in an alphamale's harem, organizing a feminist movement...
On a world of designer genes, the Prime Minister tries to kill the Bug Princess by deluding an innocent lawn...
I'm on a world inhabited by hobbits when H.G. Wells shows up, looking for a Ring of Power...
Is there really that much difference between the rootless yuppies flooding the West, and war refugees?
A yuppie idealist discovers her boyfriend's a cheerful opportunist, and they disentangle their lives...
CAUTION: SEX IN REVERSE
I'm in an apartment co-op in Silicon Valley where people share their skills--till rush hour begins...