Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush were having a secret love affair, and for some reason, I was sharing a one-bedroom apartment (and a comically over-sized bed) with them. At some point they wanted to get freaky, and I stomped out of the bedroom in a huff.

Next thing I know, I'm in the kitchen frying bacon and suddenly Bill Clinton comes bursting in, all "Where are they!?" I gesture toward the bedroom with my spatula.

As he's heading back there, I ask him "Please don't hurt anyone or break anything." He turns to me and starts laughing.

"Sweetie, I ain't gonna hurt nobody," he says. "I just wanna see what the hay-ull this looks like."

Then he starts hitting on me.

--Kate

Well! In this world of strange political bedfellows, it's nice to know there are some people you can rely on to always be themselves. Thanks, Bill.

--Chris Wayan

This is a sample dream from Sheila Heti's wonderfully absurd collaborative site
http://idreamofhillary.blogspot.com/
So if you've dreamt of Hillary, Barack or John McCain, Uncle Sheila wants YOU!

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