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Sweaterpants for Christ!

Dreamed 2011/6/30 by Wayan

I want to date. Better dress like a guy.
But when I was small, Mom told a lie.
"Girls love boys who dress and act femme."

Well, she did. Even nowadays when
I'm stressed, I find myself regressed
into girliness--seek a comfort-dress!

But my girldar's whirly. I grab a huge knit
sweater from my mom's house, but it
had to be stolen from Fee Fo Femme.

Birdlike Mom never could have worn it.
Maybe she lived in it? A sweater hornet!
So big she could've sublet just the hem.


Pull the yarnarms o'er pink toes
like
baggy harempants. Then I
tuck
each sweatarm in a longstripe
sock.

My calves Popeye in overlap
yet
Ow! My knob knees tourni
quet.

I struggle endlessly to
pull
these itchy flounderlegs of
wool
up hip & thigh so I won't wad
dle

like a babygangsta. But as I
suc
ceed, out peeks a meek
cock

through that birthdilated neck
hole.
No cop'd call me street le
gal.

Click to enlarge. Sketch by Wayan of a dream: A knock-kneed guy pulls a sweater onto his legs not his arms. He gets tangled, and his dick dangles out the neckhole.

But see, I met Jesus once
and He enthusiastically cried
"I LOVE baggy harem pants!
Though they are awkward when
you're getting crucified."
And unlike Mom, He never lied.

NOTES IN THE MORNING

Am I too big for my britches? Sin o' pride?
Jesus and Gandhi wore diapers wide!
Mom's real ideal for me? Not femme, but
True, on dates a martyr's not
Hell no!
I'll, too.
martyrdom.
much fun.



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