A jaundiced dream of an art show that spelled out just how deeply I reject the rules behind modern art...
My abstract sculpture just got fishier and fishier, til it grew these big red lips...
Coyote invades an abstract painting and reveals why the art biz likes conceptual, impersonal art...
How Bach sounded to me after seeing Fantasia...
If you can't tell what it is from the thumbnail, cheer up. It's indescribable full-size, too.
Painting an abstract watercolor, I drifted into trance, and found myself climbing a thorny slope. Had I gone wrong?
Coming down with a virus, I dream of a guy who INSISTS we must fight, it's just so FUN...
Early Euro and Indian art liked bilateral symmetry; old Japan liked careful asymmetry. I like self-similarity.
My take on what Georgia O'Keeffe claimed she was up to with those giant flowers...
Since I dream I'm an animal a lot (or I'm an animal that wakes to find it's human a lot) hands fascinate me...
Nearly abstract but not quite. The snake, the quill pen, the secretary bird, and the rose.
You're looking down on a landscape at something red, scalloped and twisty. A barrier or a path to follow?
Alone in my blue room, I heard sax music. Two sunbathers were jamming outside my window...
CAUTION: SEX AND SAX
A voice told me, "Human beings have a spark of the divine"...
Just an abstract birdlike acrylic squiggle I liked. Sorry, no story...
I love curves, not the chunky forms of this machine-ruled world...
Not a guy with a tan. Yves Tanguy was a sailor who became a Surrealist. When I was nine or ten, his work inspired me to try my first landscape drawings...
The card of big messes, confused beginnings--and fertilization...
When you start thinking and scheming hard, you can end up "amazed": lost in a maze of choices...
They call it the information highway because we're all supposed to march in formation...
I twirled pinups into surreal not-quite-abstracts, to see just how twisted sex could get...
CAUTION: NAKED PRETZELS
An improvised painting-series exploring my obsession for Utopia--and your deafening silence...
CAUTION: IDEAS, FURRY NUDITY, THAT GOSH-DARN MODERN ABSTRACT ART
Dodging between all your -isms, I feel like a bird on a battlefield...
I was bodiless but trapped. All I could see were these moving wires. Whenever a knot drifted by...
CAUTION: MADNESS, TORMENT, TELEPATHY, SEXUAL REBELLION
I'm to be beheaded. Guards chant "It's important to enjoy what you're doing." I know my spilled blood will create a work of art...
Another lie from those fiendish abstractionists. Turns out it's not a yellow ball at all...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
It's true: after death, angels advise you where to go next. But what if you get an over-eager travel agent?