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Lonely No More!

2000, undream mixed-media sculpture, 20" tall, by Chris Wayan

Behold the Dating Fairy, built on lonely evenings waiting for her to call me back--whoever "her" was that week.

The Dating Fairy, on her heart-shaped box of 'Lonely No More' Valentine candy, her singles-ad wings spread. Her AOL CD-ROM tutu hides her vaginal modem.
Her ingredients label on the side of the candybox says it all: "Condom halo, taped Leo Buscaglia love-lecture hair, childhood marble eyes, San Francisco Bay Guardian singles-ad wings, cable TV nipple, CD-ROM (free AOL chats for a month!) tutu, modular vaginal Internet modem port, Valentine's Day candybox pedestal (plywood and bristol board) with Vonnegut slogan icing, organic produce twisties for bones, aluminum foil cartilage, papier-mache muscles, acrylic skin, and, of course, as many long, high-quality screws as possible."
Close-up of the Dating Fairy with her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.
Extreme close-up from side of the Dating Fairy showing her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.


Her wing-ads say:

And so on, world without end.
So trust the Dating Fairy and hook up today!

We guarantee you'll be, as Kurt Vonnegut promised us, "Lonely No More!"
The Dating Fairy, a sculpture by Chris Wayan; facing right. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More. The Dating Fairy, a sculpture by Chris Wayan; facing left. Vaginal modem port is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.




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