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ALERTNESS GYM: by Wayan; 1994/4/19, a strange dream date. I go on a date who seems bored till she takes me to the Alertness Gym... |
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ALPENFLIGHT: by Wayan; 1986/4/1, a predictive flying dream Fleeing hunters, blocked by a cafe crowd, I fly up a long slope--but the cafe climbs on & on! At last I perch exhausted on a peak, looking down on a now-alpine cafe above a sea of clouds. Next day... |
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ASLAN SWOOPS: by Wayan; 1985/1/19, a dream of the wrath of a right-wing god I'm in a cafe in Narnia when the lion-god Aslan attacks a giraffe for the mortal sin of dating a zebra. And why not? Oral Roberts University just banned interracial dating... CAUTION: CRINGEWORTHY CHRISTIANS |
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THE BALLADEER BUSKS: by Wayan; 2020/11/4, a musical political frustration dream. I'm in a cafe listening to a world-famous musician. He wanders the tables begging for spare change as businessmen talk over his signature song... CAUTION: TRUMP AND COVID, SIGH... |
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BAR BET: by Wayan; 1982/4/30, a dream-quest on not settling for less. On a bar bet, we seek God. We reach the Isles of the Blessed, but they're complacent. We want the wild God, the real God, the Bad Taste God. Onward, pagan questers! Because we want to win our bet. CAUTION: LAZY-ASS ANGELS |
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THE BAR PET: by Wayan; 1994/12/4, a disorienting dreamlet. I meet a sex-kitten in the Underground Cartoonists' Bar, but her body language makes no sense to me... CAUTION: UNDERAGE FLIRTATION... OR IS IT? |
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BEAN BAR: by Wayan; 1985/12/28, a culinary fable. I don't know beans about right action, so Kokoro, master chef of the Bean Bar, teaches me the stages of true mastery... |
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BLACK DUCKS QUACKED FIRST: by Wayan; 1990/9/13, a dream-farce on Shadows of Greats Past. My sister & I try to sing an original, but every note summons old jazz greats, leaving us no musical elbow room! So I quack like a duck. Nope! Giant ducks appear, and say... CAUTION: RACIAL ANXIETY? GIANT DUCKS! |
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BLIND TO THE CUES: by Wayan; 1996/10/2, a dream of blinders. A sexy pool-playing friend in a short skirt leans over an invisible, virtual-reality pooltable, but I'm blind to... CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, TRULY CLUELESS GUY |
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BONK VERONICA: by Wayan; 1997/4/1, 9-page dream-comic on body image The world's first all-bulemic band, Veronica and the Vomits, provokes a riot at our local punk club. So I go to Anorexic Bootcamp where models learn self-defense under fire, as calories and fat jokes whiz by... CAUTION: BARF, HORNY ANOREXIC, FOOD FIGHT |
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THE CONCHES: by Wayan; 1996/5/23, a dream on how dreams view the waking mind. A visit to the Conches, a strange race of molluscs who are people only seasonally... |
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THE CONDEMNATION: by Georges Perec; Feb. 1972, a dream of cults, persecution, and timeslip. Dream #105 I'm on vacation, but cultists lick my feet--then turn on me, casting stones. But they miss. So I wander the steppe for centuries, until I come to the City of Texas... |
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CRITIC: by Robert Brust; June 1990; a dream reading either the future or another's mind I DREAM I'm discussing art with a critic who's been hard on my paintings. But now he's friendly! TWO HOURS LATER: he calls, interviews me about my new show, then publishes a nice review... |
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DARUMA DOLLS: by Wayan; late 1994. Nondream digital sketch. One of Aline Kominsky's comix has her in a bar and a guy asks "Que pasa, muņeca?" and... CAUTION: CONVERSATIONAL FETUSES |
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DINOSAUR BARD: by Wayan, 2005/2/7, a dream-poem advising song Dinosaurs and tigers fill my music club. Not that it takes many to fill it. So spiky! A dino bard croons. A tigress leaps onstage & snuggles up! Music hath charms... |
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DRANK IT ALL: by Julia Wertz, (mid?)2011, a nested nightmare Fighting alcoholism, I dream I drink all the booze in a bar, then wake up shaken... so shaken I reach for the bottles by my bed and drink THEM, then wake up shaken... and clutch my cat, wondering if I'm still dreaming--will I wake up again? CAUTION: ALCOHOLIC NIGHTMARE(S) |
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GALLEY SLAVE: by Wayan; 2008/11/27, a punning career-advice dream; Dreamverse #47 Shipwrecked and claimed as salvage on Crete, Ed the writer became a dishwashing slave! In contrast, Marie the musician... |
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A GLUM BAR: by Wayan; 2000/4/12, the quietest of nightmares. My house is a bar that never closes. You know what a gay bar is. Well, we're the opposite: a.... CAUTION: BAD VIBES |
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GOD SELLS CIGARETTES: by Jim Shaw; c.1994, a sad dream vignette I dreamed God was naked, selling cigarettes in a nightclub... CAUTION: MONOTHEISTIC FALL |
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GREEN DAY DREAM: by Cristy C. Road; early 1995. A recurring dream.
Green Day singer Billie Joe hocked a lugie on me in concert. I felt blessed... CAUTION: EWWW |
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HAUNTED BUT HAPPY: by Wayan; 1990/10/13, a labyrinthine dream. Some Christian oneirologists barge into the Haunted Firehouse. But I pose for nude unicorn photos, and... CAUTION: DUMB CHRISTIANS, EXHIBITIONIST UNICORNS, ETC. |
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HELL CAFE: by Wayan; 2009/10/21, a dream poem w/sketch; Dreamverse #62 A Buddhist scroll shows me Hell Cafe, where diners become entrees. But I read the scroll backwards! You can escape Hell just by walking out, against the traffic flow... CAUTION: CANNIBAL SOULS |
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HIS MINE: by Wayan; 1985/12/2, an epic Wild West dream I'm a hobbit seeking Henry Fonda's haunted gold mine. And find it. Or is that chocolate? But then I'm caught in a shamanic showdown in a bar where they serve real spirits... |
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INDIANS OCCUPY DANCE CLUB: by Wayan; 2012/8/31; a dream of biased art I try to correct An ink sketch in a magazine shows a new Ghost Dance invading city clubs. But the (biased?) artist uglifies the Indians, horses and giraffes dancing... CAUTION: MILD NUDITY; JAUNDICED ART/REPORTING |
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INVOKE THE ANIMAL POWERS (or was it PROVOKE?): by Wayan; 2008/9/9, a dream-poem, Dreamverse #24 A children's recital of "Where the Wild Things Are" turns into a riot-orgy. And it feels... political? CAUTION: WILD THING ORGY |
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JANE IN VAIN: by Wayan; 1997/3/6, a dream that's not about class. A prisoner's allowed to see his middle-class lover only in a seedy bar by the jail. But she likes the place... CAUTION: THE JOYS OF SLUMMING |
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JULIE'S DATING AD: by Wayan; 1999/10/24, a singles dream. Why'd Julie write a singles ad with insane, sky-high demands, when she just wants a nice relaxed guy? |
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KISS THE GLASS: by Wayan; 1979/9/23, a dream on priorities. My parents' house is now a sex club. I walk in, and meet my soulmate! But in awkward circumstances... CAUTION: SEX |
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LAING SAYS: by Wayan, 1983/2/10; a cluttered, comic, goofy predictive dream DREAM: I run into a couple I know. I get gridlocked. R.D. Laing gives me a transpersonal message. DAY: I bump into that couple, get gridlocked, and hear R.D. Laing speak on transpersonal messages... |
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LION IN A LEISURE SUIT: by Wayan; 1974, nondream doodle that shouldn't be here. It's the 1970s. What's a lion to do? Get fern-bar camouflage: a suit and an I'm-a-bohemian moustache... |
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LUNCH WITH THE STARS: by Wayan; 1981/2/2, a dream on beliefs. I'm in a loving animal dance troupe, but wake to find I'm alone. For consolation, I eat at The Terrace, and meet stars. Not film stars... |
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MEM LOI'S SEARCH WARRANT: by Wayan; 2023/4/2, a dream of my own immune system? My home's a huge maze. Find a clinic and a cafe. Cops appear, & claim I'm a woman named Mem Loi & confiscate weird masks off our walls. Ugly masks, so who cares? Wait, one looks like a covid virus... CAUTION: DREAMER'S A DOORMAT |
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MISFITS ON MARS: by Wayan; 1986/11/20, an epic dream; the climax of the dreamseries UNICORN TAG. From the punk clubs of Frisco to the Safeways of Si Valley to the vermilion sands of Mars, Silky the were-nightmare fights for the Misfits against every cliche in science fiction... |
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MY TREE: by Wayan; 170K, 12/12/2007, 2-page comic of a persistent delusion. I keep feeling I'm a reincarnated rainforest creature just passing for human. When all I want is... CAUTION: TOBACCO |
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NIP OFF HIS NOSE: by Wayan, 2020/2/20, four surreal dreamlets about Covid? or... overwork? 1: I sketch two deer-girls making videos. 2: I pull a man's nose off, and milk the scene for drama before... 3: My old boss is convicted of murder! 4: I wake and two friends interpret #3 as "Overwork is killing you..." I wake again. My dream-notebook's blank. No friends here; their interpretation was a dream too.... CAUTION: NUDE DEER |
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NOCTURNE: dreamed 2011 & 2013/11/19 by S---; nested, incubated advisory dreams
After asking "Am I ready to say yes to someone new?" I dreamed I met my old love... |
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OPEN MIC: by Wayan; 1992/8/18; my first public dream-reading An open microphone in a San Francisco cafe. Others tell stories, sing songs, chant poems. But I want to tell a shamanic dream! To an audience sure that dreams are dull, incoherent, meaningless... |
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OSENTO: by Wayan; 1991/2/15. Digital painting based on a dream. Osento is a bath house that my friends all love. But women only. So I dream I change sex just to... CAUTION: NUDITY, GRATUITOUS HAPPINESS |
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OWL TAVERN: by Dan O'Neill; before 1994/11/2, a dream-comic I stumble into a bar where the TV stars from my childhood are drunkenly arguing metaphysics--Howdy Doody, Beany & Cecil, Flipper... |
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PAGES: by Wayan; 1993/9/2 & 9/3, punning predictive dreams. Dream-journal pages, Tarot's four Page cards, getting paged,and a girl named Page--all warn me I lie to myself about what I want... |
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PIANIST: by Wayan; 1985, a nondream ink caprice. Love that hair, girl. A very seventies bar-monster... |
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PINBALL SHOWDOWN: by Wayan; 1995/3/18, a flirty game-playing dream. I suspect the pinball champion of Jupiter is cheating. I try to scare her psychic confederate out of hiding... |
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REJECTED! SO?: by Wayan; 2004/11/12, a dream of political AND personal advice A middle-class girl rejects me, and a newsman declares my politics irrelevant. "Liberal media" my ass... CAUTION: POLITICS |
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ROBO-NAG: by Wayan, 2022/8/20, a dream of fighting off two moralizing topdogs I'm with friends in a cafe. A robot beggar scuttles in and says I must be a saint and give, give, give. I eject the robo-nag. But it comes back in the form of an Old Testament prophet with the same spiel! This time it takes fists. At last I give the nagging saint the old heave-ho, yelling "AND STAY OUT!"... CAUTION: FUNDAMENTALIST BLASPHEMY |
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ROLE MODELS FOR SPROUTS: by Wayan; 2018/2/16, an absurd dream poem In a bar I meet a guy who claims the Army hired him to try to inspire crops to grow taller by marching tall soldiers past... |
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ROWLAND'S DREAM: by R. J. Rowland, 1790s? a dream of a useful ghost. DAY: Rowland needed papers for a legal case, but couldn't find where his father had stashed them. DREAM: his long-dead dad told R.J. a lawyer R.J. he'd never heard of had them, 'but the man may need some reminding', and gave details of Portuguese gold and a drinking bout. Next day, it worked. But how? CAUTION: GHOST? E.S.P.? |
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THE SERMON OF CARMEN DOG: by Wayan; 1990/9/10, the ultimate public-speaking nightmare. Animal poets at an open mic. My turn! And I find... I'm one. A creature without grammar... |
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SILKY AT THE MIKE: by Wayan; 1983/12/23, sketch of recurring dream Ours is a mixed-race family, and my sister takes after the horse side. No hands, but can she sing!... |
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SPEAK UP, RISE UP: by Wayan; 1985/5/24, a witnessing-flying advisory dream I bike round the ring of women on the stage. Oracles! Whoever speaks, levitates. One advises me, but I can't act on it--too ill. "Gotta heal!" I blurt. My own oracle.. |
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SPECKLED EGGS: by Starvibes; 2008/6/16, a dream of intrigue. I dreamed of speckled eggs, Caribbean drug traffickers and of almost drowning near a sinking boat... |
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TUCCOTINE: by William Archer; 1917/1/14, a tasteful dream. The innkeeper insisted I try a strange-looking liqueur, a house specialty called "Tuccotine"... |
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TWO CENTURIES OF PROGRESS: by Edwin Muir; 1938-9, two dreams and an extraordinary mini-essay Yesterday, Hitler marched into town. I was born before the Industrial Revolution, and am now about 200 years old... |
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UNCLE MAC'S SECRET GENIUS: by Andrea McFarland, 2023/1/22, a surreal dream My uncle Mac has a secret scheme to free us all from the Rat Race, but his dancing mouse-headed robots (and climate change) get out of hand... |
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A VALLEY NEAR HOPE: by Wayan; 1984/10/17-19, an epic dream. I wander a valley where unicorns love cyborgs but fear giant ants, who love unicorns but fear cyborgs, who love ants but fear unicorns! And while the Three Tribes squabble, cave-monsters sculpt them all. I set up peace talks between these four aspects of my tetrahedral soul... CAUTION: SWEARING, DRUNK LIONS, CYBORG SURGERY, AND GOGGLE-BARFING |
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WHERE THE WILD THINGS PLAY: by Anonymous #45, 1996? In a jungle river, I fish for giant kite-bass, then relax and have a drink. A lot of very drunk porpoises dance on the bar. I worry their skin will dry out. Alcohol is so dehydrating! |
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