Edgar Allen Poe confronts his dead girlfriend, who wants to drag him into the grave with her...
CAUTION: HUNGRY GHOST, SEX TALK
Sure I've been through hell, but how the hell did that get me elected archangel? And why's my butt itch?
CAUTION: ITCHY BUTT
Hypnotherapy provokes nightmares of body-part shops, secret libelers, and madmen in space...
An old friend's awakening from anorexic asexuality. Puberty at 30? And wait a minute... is she me?
She dreamt Death attacked her but her youngest daughters bravely fought back--and died. Three months later...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
I asked my dreams why my back hurt. They told me: pregnancy, marsupial pouches, snapping turtles...
A second me punches me in the breast. I fight back, yelling "Bad Nancy! Bad Nancy!" Five months later I find a malignancy...
The panther in the Jungle Books was really female. I grew up with her cub...
A bee-doctor in the city of Propolopolis diagnoses me as having a rare syndrome, Ambition Denied...
Idiotically, I bet I can escape an atomic bomb on my bike. Maybe if I ignore stoplights...
CAUTION: IRRESPONSIBLE WEAPONS USE
Quiet Blondie seemed sane enough, especially compared to her driven, talkative friend Crazy, until...
CAUTION: NUDITY, A LITTLE BLOOD
Flu. Ow, cramps! But that night I dream of a miner's rebellion against our fat-cat boss. Which side am I on?
J.H. dreamt both his mother and Queen Mary appeared in mourning. Within days, both were dying...
I'm analog myself, but in Tibet, I meet a digital shaman whose body's a sort of ...
An dreams a scary woman pulls his guts out and fills him up with brush! He wakes, gets gutted in a feud, and then...
CAUTION: BLOODY VIKINGS!
A bee-doctor in the city of Propolopolis diagnoses me as having a rare syndrome, Ambition Denied...
I had a heart attack--but in minutes, it vanished! Then the phone rang. I knew at once my dying mother was gone. But...
A man learns to hop between time-branches, but like all transportation, this has epidemiological risks...
I'm in a hotel by the Great Salt Lake . Deer roam the halls and lap at the drinking fountain...
Body after body is peeled away revealing truth inside truth...
CAUTION: GROTESQUE
My sister's new guru tests me psychologically--only it looks like an engineer's test to destruction...
CAUTION: EMOTIONAL CRUELTY
I dreamed our physician said our son had diphtheria. When I woke, we found a tiny white spot in his throat. But by the time the doctor arrived...
I dream I have just six months to live. I go through a dozen phases and moods, preparing for death...
An experimental helmet knocks me out. I'm groggy, miserable, till I learn what it did to others...
First I learn strange sex positions from an abused elf and have calligraphic orgasms, then I, uh, turn on my stereo...
CAUTION: SEX, ESP, ANORGASMIA, PAST LIVES, ABUSE ISSUES
I'm the Incredible Hulk, forced to do emergency brain surgery. And the patient's burning from within...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE AND UNLICENSED MEDICINE
At my mechanic's garage, a child prodigy rebuilds a car engine. Gawking, I nearly plow into the crowd...
I was a 30ish woman discovering that my chronic pelvic inflammation was from childhood molestation...
CAUTION: MOLESTATION IN DREAM-PAST
Coming down with a virus, I dream of a guy who INSISTS we must fight, it's just so FUN...
I'm a film actress, but the producer isn’t happy with my legs, so make-up takes them away to be redone...
I'm a cripple watching a sexy Greek Opera starring Whoopi Goldberg. Then I realize I'm in it...
A young woman and I swing one another into the air. I asked her to swing me more slowly and regularly...
A rabbit shaman orders his apprentice to drape dead hedgehogs round her neck til she bleeds. Ow! Why? Well...
CAUTION: FURRY NUDITY, ABUSIVE MENTOR
A poor planet with one city. Urban technocrats and hick ecologists have conflicting development models...
CAUTION: TOO REAL TO BE FUN
My housemate's sore back is healed by a dream. So I ask for the same, and get this dream of incest...
CAUTION: KARMA, SEX/NUDITY, INCEST ISSUES
I asked my dreams "should I return to school?" They replied with this bizarre tale of sabotage...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE TO DUMB INSTRUMENTS
In the hills above a polluted shore, I find hidden valleys with huge rare trees, and realize it's my choice...
I interview my own metabolism. Trouble in Cellville! I've got strikers and usurpers. But at least no invaders...
I know we will cross the water surrounding the heart of Jerusalem, but not yet...
My mom hires a therapist who really goes for my throat! Why is she so desperate to make me lose my...
CAUTION: OVER-THE-TOP CONFRONTATION
A volcano erupts in San Francisco! No human could survive the blast, but one researcher does--what IS he?
I'm in a tribe of post-Crash kids with psychic powers, trying to keep nukes from rising again...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE TOWARD CHILDREN
I was an avian Mr Niceguy with sore knees, till I got some advice from my supposedly extinct big brother...
My dad's new wife is a collie. Naturally, she wants a prosthetic arm. But she has no site to bind it to...
CAUTION: BREAST-OBSESSED BUSINESSMAN, DOG WIFE
A horror film and Rick Veitch's dream-comix provoke a nightmare warning me that guilt about my dad is wrecking my life...
Mythic creatures round a woodland pool want to heal a businessman. Do too many cooks spoil the soup?
My best friend and I qualify for new bodies. The new me is taller, but poor Ken may take years adjusting to his new...
I always thought learning no one's out to get me would be a GOOD thing...
My sister & I swim round a weirdly shrunken Pacific, until, near Fiji, we blunder too close to the drain...
Malaria nearly kills a talented young artist; he must retrain from scratch. Why? Well, he's not exactly himself...
I dream a hypnotist elicits a personality who says he obliges my paranoia by giving me weird luck...
I froze to death trying to climb an icy peak. But I try again, and this time, no holds barred. Wow, am I selfish! But alive...
A dream that'd explain why I quit taking Western medicines--(and why haven't you?) Only I didn't dream it. Just lived it.
Janet's obsessed with a creepy guy, until her friend Kay--a pixy--decides to knock some sense into her cunt...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, EMBARRASSING SITUATION, NASTY LOVE SPELL
A quick, fatal, mosquito-borne plague. Humanity looks doomed till my friends come up with a folk recipe:
An itchy patient of mine insists he's turning into a four-headed man-eating plesiosaur. He left one thing out...
Poison takes many forms, from attitudes to environmental by-products to actions done deliberately...
Captain Kirk (Starfleet, retired) saves us all from terrorists at a powerplant, but he forgot something...
We were looking at our three-pound premature baby girl. Though tiny she was bright-eyed, active, perfect...
I'm shown a crystal egg with a model of my mind in it. The mapping is unmistakable. How embarrassing!:
Calmly, I watch a girl trapped in a lab try to escape, and die; and watch a man lose his head to a hungry thing...
CAUTION: GRUESOME
I'm a circus tiger, then a performing shark. One day, I block my human partner's high dive... Why?
I ask my dreams how to find love. I dream of a 1920s bohemian girl teasing stuffy folk. But her pranks turn dangerous, then deadly...
Infected glass-cuts scar the vegan alligators in the park. As part of a cleanup, I'm told to EAT one...
I am given a dehydrated package of dried snake to insert in my vagina. Inside it will unfold and come to life...
CAUTION: KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
A sacred starfish piloting a Cessna plane survives a crash. But can it survive a boy's clumsy rescue efforts?
A friend, stockpiling for Armageddon, makes me see that I value something peculiar: the knowledge of...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
An alien is taking over our world, and I feel so helpless that even when I wake I want to just forget the dream...
My wound's taped up, but hurts bad. I peel off the bandage... nothing! Gone. So I check my other body...
Onstage, high on a scaffold, I was beating the chaff off a huge seed, unable to stop. I was beating my own heart...
In 1985 I was flooded with nightmares about heads and necks. They had an unparalleled intensity...
I'm walking down a tiger's throat, but it's not what you think. Diagnosis! My friend suddenly couldn't roar...
A lawyer sends me a letter full of fox-girls! In Asia foxes mean trouble, but instantly I know they mean...
A "friend" gives me her TV. Turns out there's a small-minded devil in it who cheats on all his deals...
I'm climbing a tower, as my dad, Apollo, drunk, throws bottles at me from the top, breaking bones...
CAUTION: DENIAL ABOUT ALCOHOLISM
Since when is a dream of a disastrous camping trip a medical diagnosis? It depends on your pun-tolerance...
My family home's invaded by ancient Egyptian architects. So I put on my unicorn mask and eavesdrop on their plans...
My friend Verity's given a beautiful set of wings. I feel envy--until I consider what angel wings can imply...
In a camp, women wove mats. I was tempted to try. But it was months until I learned what they'd really been weaving..
On a world of designer genes, the Prime Minister tries to kill the Bug Princess by deluding an innocent lawn...
When bent, some dried noodles shatter. The strands have auras like mine! Parts of me? Or are they...
A friend who's struggled with lymphoma invites me to sleep in a cave, but I worry I'll be bitten by a rattlesnake...
I have a tummy ache. Our local wizard says "no wonder, with fascists occupying your colon"...
CAUTION: TREATMENT NOT A.M.A.-APPROVED
I wanted a dream on my recurring headaches & bellyaches. I meet my illness--a yogic saint who punishes jokers, flirts and cynics for their worldliness...