After an article suggests we roam the multiverse in sleep, I dream of three strange names. Awake, I google them and find...
I wish I could be as body-free as my neighbor Jenna, hiking nude under the full moon...
First I try to break the sound barrier like my girlfriend. Nope! Then I fly slowly to her apartment. Nothing flashy, but I make it. Last, I flash back to ancient China, where I land at a candle-lit temple dedicated to... me?
Two medieval women poison one another. One dies in my arms; the other may just survive. Who are they, and must they die?
CAUTION: MURDERERS
For the New Year, I draw a group portrait of the old year's main dream-figures. This year four needs came up over & over...
I must see a community as a whole, and intuit my way out of a sealed room, and spot details, and join a trio in bed...
CAUTION: NUDITY IN LAST DREAM
Anxious about a big party, I dream of being crowded. But a cat-centaur in the crowd attains enlightenment...
Struggling to recall a magical dream, I suddenly get a single, simple image. ...
After seeing a 1950s cowboy show, I dream of a sitcom full of dildo balloons, passive boytoys and a relentless laugh track...
CAUTION: OH, READ THE TITLE
My two moms sell art fabrics designed by these grayish batwinged sisters whose new ad campaign pushes the edge...
CAUTION: ADS WITH NUDE BATS
A voice told me, "Human beings have a spark of the divine"...
A timewarp started to swallow my house. It looked normal from outside, but inside everyone was in a trance...
Awkward newlyweds. Not a love match! Can they learn to work together to save a woman from the Nazis?...
I'm half-naked at an arty dinner party, talking to a man I really think I ought to recognize... who is he?
CAUTION: TOPLESS JUNGIAN
A bounty hunter stalks me through a jungle, but lucidity turns a potential nightmare to joy...
I'm with a flutist I like, but she's busy playing. So I conjure a second her with the free time to listen to herself with me...
I'm detective Hercule Poirot, but I'm losing my case and my brain--because my story isn't by Agatha Christie, it's a knockoff...
CAUTION: PINK DILDO HATS
My friend's ignorant of our Congressional race. I loathe Pombo, but I can't pronounce his rival McNerney's name right...
I dream of a half-pony half-human girl who can't eat either hamburgers or hay. She figures out an appropriate diet...
Purple squid saboteurs flood our cliffhouse; my oyster-ranching girlfriend has a snotty aunt; I wake in a stranger's bondage dream and hate it; shepherds watch for gliderwolves on the ocean floor...
CAUTION: EMBARRASSING BONDAGE DREAM
A giant insect chases me around our school gym. A girl reassures me it's harmless but I'm sure it's a wasp...
Coco Chanel's fashion workers all want me to have (public) sex with Coco's cat, so she'll stop screwing them financially...
CAUTION: SEX KITTENS
I've been drawing a personification of the World Dream Bank. Nerdy, but most of your readers are nerds...
I walked into a 19th century home--and family quarrel. Suddenly decades passed in seconds, and the house burned--with me inside.
Two years later I learned by chance that the house and its history were real...
Diplomacy's failed. To stop the impending Iranian War single-handed, I hop like a monster flea across Iran to corner the New Shah...
I dream over and over of the same place, time, and woman. We have a love affair. Strangely, I'm the one who gets pregnant...
My loud, spiky, tailed angel of change and potential, and my calm, skeptical devil of gradualism, a star-nosed mole...
I'm inside a magical novel by Patricia McKillip, full of tricksters, cosplayers, spooks, sex changes, levitation and (sigh) riot cops...
CAUTION: COYOTE SEX
A monkey who saw a murder and stole the weapon aims at a troopmate and fires. The next evening I hear gunfire, and...
In a world where ice contracts and sinks, birds freeze in winter and thaw in spring. But one swan knows better, and freezes differently...
The dead treasure-hunter's will tells his heirs to meet in the wood. Chased by a knight in armor, we near-strangers unite...
How'd that spider, dragon and T. rex get in my soup? I skip lunch. Dig in the garden, but scaly heads pop out to nip at me. Persistent!
I miss all sorts of cues I'm dreaming, but I ignore my conviction I'm awake and try to fly anyway...
Businessmen grow short trunks and their necks stretch. They drive VW Beetles with the sunroof open. Works in summer, but...
Frida's battered sister Cristina Kahlo dances nude and gets jailed by the Office of Homeland Security. Frida paints her in prison...
I'm a big cat lonely in this human city. Wish I had a mate! But as soon as I take responsibility for an orphaned boy, in walks an older girl...
My friend and I are banana slugs on the forest floor. We wander out into chaparral, and across a bike path...
I wanted a dream on my recurring headaches & bellyaches. I meet my illness--a yogic saint who punishes jokers, flirts and cynics for their worldliness...
My sister just bought a biocomputer: an enslaved human brain in a box of weeping skin...
I dream over and over of the same place, time, and woman. We have a love affair. Strangely, I'm the one who gets pregnant...
This strange girl reminds me "I rode your bike recently but you've forgotten." She's right--she rode it in an earlier dream...
A witch and I duel with blades carved of spiral horn. But we're both out to create an utterly truthful oracle. Isn't there a better way?
A dream of human and wolf people intermarrying provokes both a sculpture and a slightly more wolfish attitude...
The city museum's new levitating sculpture shows a space reef explored by a floating wolf who needs no spacesuit--vacuum adapted!