I fall in love, defying dwarf-tossers and Toulouse-Lautrec, till I become a time-traveling bunny...
CAUTION: SEX, SIZE DISCRIMINATION AND SLANDER
The jeweled fish over San Francisco grew and grew until it landed and they spoke the secret code to me...
I walk into a bar in ancient Greece and this woman's guardian angel acts racist. OK, I'm an ogre. So?
CAUTION: ANOTHER HANDGUN TRAGEDY
I'm a hobbit in Silicon Valley, stalking Ring-wraiths down El Camino. But one of them's stalking me...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, MADNESS
Tour beautiful, bizarre worlds most exobiologists would write off as hopeless for life, and meet the natives...
CAUTION: SEXY ALIENS, WEIRD CUSTOMS, EVOLUTION
A bizarre marathon, and the Princess is the prize. But she doesn't WANT to be, so she sets out...
CAUTION: BLOODY BIRD
Two giants wrestle in the Chinese mountains. Who'll win, Red or Yellow? But when I wake...
I fall for a circus girl. Her brother is jealous, so all the dwarves show up with guns...
CAUTION: INCEST ISSUES
On the Euphrates, one crocodile eats all his kin, bloating monstrously. But when a winged ship appears, he feigns remorse...
We desert-hobbits break through to a world of jungle giants. But will they believe us about the UFOs?
I meet two women in dream-prison. One's a giant, one a miniature. A fairy? She says, 'No, I'm..."
One dream-poem in haiku style each day for a month! Ghosts, snow, penguins, yoga babies, elves who leave their tree...
I'm worried an alien charity is brainwashing an ex-prostitute. When I wake, she's still there--at 2/5 scale!...
An amicably divorcing man suddenly turns into an elephant to chase a little red demon! What's going on here?
I met some little hunchbacks in the woods who showed me a newborn baby growing from the moss...
A hulking, intimidating young man is at my door, with two scary dogs. Wait, is that Carl Jung?...
Viga-Glum dreamt a giant spirit asked to enter his home. "She must be the spirit-guide of my grandfather in Norway. He is dead...
I'm a Gyrlfalcon in a theater, fighting the Wolverine and his Morlocks with my lover the Green Lion...
People have asked me if I ever dream that I am 'in' Harry's world. The answer was 'no' until a few nights ago, when...
I read Stephen Hawking, and dream I'm in the Quantum Desert, full of bridges, holes, and loops--like the microstructure of spacetime. But it's not alien at all--it's HOME!
I'm a hobbit seeking Henry Fonda's haunted gold mine, who ends up in a showdown in a shaman's bar...
I'm a hobbit woman in Los Angeles, hiding a magic weapon from Sauron. No, not THAT weapon...
I'm a sniper in a desert battle of men against hobbits. Guilty for not fighting openly, but that'd be suicidal...
CAUTION: MATH AND WAR
A smiling beauty queen on a float gives birth to a monkey with blinders, then re-absorbs the baby, then...
CAUTION: NUDITY AND ODDITY
Two embarrassing dreams the same night: I learn why I don't have cancer, and I can't buy giant panties...
CAUTION: STUPID
I tour the heart of a red supergiant, where dreaming souls explore their heart's desires unconstrained by matter...
CAUTION: SWEDENBORGIAN VISON PLUS NUDE UNICORNS AND LEMURS
I interview my own metabolism. Trouble in Cellville! I've got strikers and usurpers. But at least no invaders...
One wizardry-classmate summons strange beings; another's learned how not to. Some things should be avoided at rush hour...
I wake up as someone else. I go through her working day, till Captain Kirk comes to take me to...
Singing a Lennon love song on a planet of giant women provokes first wonder, then disbelief. Why?
There's power in dark memories--creatures of the deep strata. But the flowers of now are just as real...
I'm inside a magical novel by Patricia McKillip, full of tricksters, cosplayers, spooks, sex changes, levitation and (sigh) riot cops...
CAUTION: COYOTE SEX
I'm a ghost dwarf in love with a Lady trapped in a magic Arabian castle. But our love is being used...
CAUTION: SEX, BETRAYAL, SACRILEGE
How'd that spider, dragon and T. rex get in my soup? I skip lunch. Dig in the garden, but scaly heads pop out to nip at me. Persistent!
The bud she sits on is the moon...
I'm a mouse with a protest banner saying "FREEDOM!", having a slight argument with a cat...
I'm hiking through the Catskills when a gigantic amoeba comes slipping over the hills...
I'm a girl in a Catholic school. But a chance photo and the length of my bed combine to change my life...
CAUTION: QUEER-POSITIVE, CHRISTIAN-NEGATIVE
Two child artists mail themselves to me in their paint kit, and start a painting orgy that gets messy...
CAUTION: PEDOPHILIA, OR MAYBE PEDOPHOBIA
A dream that'd explain why I quit taking Western medicines--(and why haven't you?) Only I didn't dream it. Just lived it.
Janet's obsessed with a creepy guy, until her friend Kay--a pixy--decides to knock some sense into her cunt...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, EMBARRASSING SITUATION, NASTY LOVE SPELL
Why'd I get sick from figure-sketching? Dream I'm at a mass wedding; do I marry a dwarf, a feral boy or a horse?
The rest of us heavenly bodies have each other, but from the Sun's viewpoint, we're just rubble. Alone...
In Rainbow Food Co-op, a huge statue of a sleeping woman emerged from the floor, shedding shoppers...
A horde of demented dwarves invades Market Street, jumping up & down, shaking the skyscrapers...
Jeffers, that harsh, visionary, ecological poet, seems drunk on Darwinism, blind to how kindness matters...
CAUTION: BRAIN REQUIRED
Our starship signs up a strange new woman whose quirks turn out to be fallout from slavery...
CAUTION: SEX, ABUSE ISSUES
My sisters get bored with the game of power, so I watch TV instead. But it melts, and a huge terrifying figure rises...
I’m the only one who can stop the plot to kill the Pope--but if he keeps shrinking like that, will it matter?
CAUTION: RECOVERING CATHOLIC
I'm at a physics conference. A new force has been discovered that may allow faster than light travel...
A great war shrinks to wrestling, then hopping from page to page! Once they were worlds to me, but now...
The first drop struck about four miles away, with terrific force and thunder, breaking and drowning the land beneath...
When I flee the Psychodrama Circus to avoid being stabbed, it explodes! But it's the sushi that really upsets me...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MAKI
Visiting Time City, I witness the "suicide" of a woman named Thieu but suspect it was really assassination...
CAUTION: SUICIDE? MURDER?
I'm in Houston, gawking at giant starfishy towers looming through the smog. Their shapes are familiar...
Disguised as a literary troll, I spy on the Neo-Nazis, but it can't last: I ate a magic herb, and I'm growing...
Am I King Kong? No, it's a city of midgets! I leave and find I'm gay. Gay bugs come out of the closet, too, storming the fundamentalist flies of Heaven. And then Vor, the purple alien, does something peculiar...
CAUTION: LOOKS DOWN ON HOMOPHOBIC MIDGETS
I'm in Middle Earth, interviewing hobbits who've experienced a phenomenon called Summoning...
I'm on a world inhabited by hobbits when H.G. Wells shows up, looking for a Ring of Power...
A portrait of Snow White's eighth dwarf, the one Disney had to leave out...
Mark Twain dreams we're cells inside God, and writes of Huck Finn among the microbes. A century later, unaware of Twain's dreams, Moss...
Each spring my mom took us up to Yellow Crane Tower, and that night I dreamed I rode the crane over the city of Wuhan...
Hiding in the woods I meet a Cyclops. But I'm not me, I'm the editor of the World Dream Bank...
I was nineteen again, riding my horse down a bad road in Virginia. After three hours, my horse spoke up...