It's OK to be a sex object as long as you're also a subject. What's no fun is being an abject...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES
In a dark void, a bizarre six-armed fur named Shandra is tied up in phone cords. A phone rings, and Shandra coolly says...
CAUTION: TELECOMMUNICATIONS BONDAGE?
A chronological orgy of my self-images from childhood on: horses, geeks, girls, satyrs, boys, monsters...
CAUTION: SEX
I dream of the legendary maiden chained to a rock, and the dragon--but they weren't as advertised...
CAUTION: NUDITY
My loud, spiky, tailed angel of change and potential, and my calm, skeptical devil of gradualism, a star-nosed mole...
Last night, as I slept, I dreamt--illusion blessed!--that I had a beehive, here in my heart...
I was anorexic for years; I only mastered it when I saw it was a hunger for the spirit world...
A child prodigy stands out in a chorus line of waterdancers. Her body and energy are a patchwork of young and old...
I'm happily married to a childhood crush of mine. Till she talks to my sister, and I overhear what she really thinks of......
CAUTION: SEX TALK
A strange horny frustrated being, part human part horse, who needs hands to grab the centaurs...
CAUTION: NUDITY AND SEXUAL TENSION
A bubble of spacetime distortion lands in a very awkward place...
The world's first all-bulemic band, Veronica and the Vomits, provokes a riot at our local punk club. So I go to Anorexic Bootcamp and join an army of models learning self-defense under fire, as calories and fat jokes whiz by...
CAUTION: BARF, HORNY ANOREXIC, FOOD FIGHT
So exactly how is posting all these dreams different from crawling naked inside your screen?.
CAUTION: NUDITY
A recurring childhood dream on how weird a boy-body is when you've been a girl too many lifetimes.
CAUTION: PUBLIC HUMILIATION, NUDE MONSTERS, SILLY GENITALIA
Boys still get portrayed as businesslike in sex, girl as floating orgasmic jellyfish. Time for a sex change...
CAUTION: SEX AND LIMP RUBBER ARMS
When girls get their clits cut, even the UN takes notice. But mutilate boy genitals, and... big yawn!
CAUTION: TALK ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE--BUT HEY, IT'S ONLY BOYS
Everyone wears a big cowboy beltbuckle. Twist it and your bodymass re-distributes! But mine...
CAUTION: CRASS AND CRUDE
VERY mixed media--the boat is warped wood. And the story is warped more...
CAUTION: SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE AND QUITE EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT
Worried you're anorexic? Gain weight, yet stay slender! Become a centaur, like model Paulina Porizkova...
CAUTION: NUDITY and BODY IMAGE/ANOREXIA ISSUES
I was hot tubbing and flirting... so how'd I end up as Chelsea Clinton running for office?
I meet a giant psychic baby feared by 12-step people. So I go to the beach and find I'm a shark-bit girl who can have her missing chunks sewn back in--if I still have room for them...
I model with ten blonde clones. They want to be seen as individuals, so it's their last fashion show before they...
I always laughed at those silly superhero outfits. But when it's my turn to fly, I find out why...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
I knew my new girlfriend was the large economy size but I didn't realize she was a gas giant until...
CAUTION: FLATULENT PLANETARY NUDITY
The only man in the Miss America Japanese Tea Ceremony Swimsuit Pageant, I learn a tearful lesson...
CAUTION: DYSFUNCTIONAL FLIRTING
I dreamed of South American musical intrigue in a grand hotel. Enter a polka-dot shapeshifter...
While going through a painful breakup, I kept having sexy, lucid, psychic dreams...
I die young, to get it over with, like chickenpox. As I slowly revive, I face bias against the dead. So..
I don't have an erection. I have two. But how can my brain register feelings from an extra organ it's not built for?
CAUTION: PHALLIC SYMBOLISM? OR SOMETHING ELSE?
Body after body is peeled away revealing truth inside truth...
CAUTION: GROTESQUE
My paleontologist mom can scuttle like a lizard, so why can't she manage a dinosaur gait?
I'm trapped in a nature documentary about mating displays among humans...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, PBS NARRATION, AND OTHER EMBARRASSMENTS
I dream of a future where blondes are a too-cute endangered species. How can they survive? Like this...
CAUTION: NUDITY
Tarot with Dolly Parton. But I piss her off. "Men! You think I'm dumb, cuz of my tits!" She fixes THAT...
CAUTION: STUPID BREAST HUMOR BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT GRUESOME
I'm the composer Schumann, till a nightmare jumps me and I wake. And wake. And wake...
I was on one of those package dream-tours--an hour here, a scene there. But then in Patagonia...
CAUTION: CREEPING PAGANISM
Sitting in an eviction-lawyer's waiting room, of all places, I discover my next artistic direction...
My stomach ache is an ectopic pregnancy. The embryo's doomed. Surgery. And I'm a man...
I dreamed living in a body of flesh is like being trapped on a sinking cruise ship...
CAUTION: NUDITY (but she's just crying, not giving that guy a blowjob, okay?)
Every year, as Americans get fatter, the fashion gets thinner (and I look more normal)...
A sardonic little poster on dating-role reversal with helpful advice...
CAUTION: NUDITY AND INTRUSIVE PHALLUS
I dream my foot has a huge bloody crevasse. But I study it calmly...
For the New Year, I draw a group portrait of the old year's main dream-figures. This year four needs came up over & over...
I met some little hunchbacks in the woods who showed me a newborn baby growing from the moss...
I started life as twins, but slowly we fused. I still have four eyes, though. Then, one day...
My boyfriend's a student in an exotic monastery. But under his robe, he's gotten a bit exotic himself...
CAUTION: SEXUAL DREAM
A narrative mural on the sexiness of dancers, as I became one--at the moment I lost my old geeky self...
A man dies--his body's chopped up. He ends in Hell. But he's a stubborn guy; he wants his body back. So...
I date a girl with a mysterious syndrome, but soon I become a monkeyfaced con-man. And SHE becomes...
After I visit the Glass People, a young glass wizard stalks me home to the Meat World, and says...
I'm a fat guy hired as a temp by some unethical gods. Or are they trying to teach me something?
The shy, doggy need for reassurance I often crave from a lover--do I crave a mistress, an owner?...
CAUTION: NUDITY, PILLOW TALK
I can't turn into a bird like all my friends. The most I can do is grow wings and try to fly, solid-boned...
This started as an exercise in dramatic figure-drawing and shifted round into an exorcise in guilt...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL CONFESSIONS
I meet a circle of students with up to five eyes. The lone three-eyed girl is embarrassed, ashamed she's merely attained enlightenment...
I'm an initiate in a Sung Dynasty monastery. But I have no idea how far the hazing can go...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
A gorgeous healer bursts through the wall to tell me "I used to weigh 500 pounds. It kept sex away! But..."
My relatives call me a blonde bimbo and won't give me my inheritance, so I take drastic steps...
CAUTION: MORAL HAIRSPLITTING
Clarisa Pinkola Estes (who runs with the wolves) was on the radio, and this popped out of my mouse...
I discover I'm not exactly a man OR a woman; so why not throw out their standards and roles and be me?
CAUTION: SEXUAL SELF-EXAM
Her film about her teenage affair with a pedophile is troubling enough before the FBI steps in to blackmail her...
CAUTION: MOLESTATION/ABUSE ISSUES
Among aliens, humans are jokes. Fragile and blind, we can't fly starships. Unless we build our own...
One of my first recorded dreams--how I foolishly turned away from Lobster Love...
CAUTION: CHITINOUS SEX
Lifespans are growing, but do we incorporate that into our life-planning? Oh, hell, do I plan at ALL?
On Love Day you can't mock anyone's come-on, of course; but in the bar "Cheers", Carla's mad at Diane...
CAUTION: PRO-BIGAMY?
Stayed up late, painting foreshortening. Then I saw a scene in color, motion, 3D, and knew I had to be dreaming: I was visualizing too clearly, THINKING too clearly, to be awake...
CAUTION: NUDITY
Honesty induces a joyful state with lucidlike powers. So I bike across the Lake of Time, open the book of my future, and see...
CAUTION: SEXY SKETCHES FROM THE FUTURE
The dancers, in a frenzy, stripped themselves. Not just their clothes; themselves...
I dreamed I slowly climbed out of guilty longing to an exciting climax on the Escalator of Love...
CAUTION: CARTOON SEX, NUDITY, GENDER POLITICS
Beauty's link to status and privilege bothers me. The pretty get perks (or parks), while we uglies...
CAUTION: BREASTS, BEASTS, AND A BLOOD FLOWER
An older woman I know nags me about food. Suddenly my mind flips our genders and weights...
Meditation's hard for me; I expect to turn on instantly, like a lamp plugged into Enlightenment...
A man goes in for minor surgery and wakes up changed. I feel creepy, but for all the wrong reasons...
I'm Hattie, a pregnant girl on a Lewis and Clark expedition. I miscarry, and they tell me...
The dancers, in a frenzy, stripped themselves. Not just their clothes; themselves...
I'm just an ordinary guy, who beats his son so he'll grow faster, and sees tits on drinking fountains...
I find a 3D program that shows your true self, the self that can love, IS love. And my wireframe is...
My dad's new wife is a collie. Naturally, she wants a prosthetic arm. But she has no site to bind it to...
CAUTION: BREAST-OBSESSED BUSINESSMAN, DOG WIFE
I visit a beautiful artificial mountain with loved ones--but my demons overwhelm me one by one.
CAUTION: SUICIDAL FEELINGS, BODY HATE/FATPHOBIA, IMPLIED RAPE
An animal-girl I know lives like a sine-wave, first forward in time, then backwards, dying at every zero...
My therapist has no fingers. A fingerless man intrudes on my session, and they use up my hour talking...
I see two Ohlone women around 1900, starving, naked, despised, their land stolen--and still happy...
A cute cow-singer on her fourth body-transplant solves the gravity-riddle that's stumping Mr Spock...
Kate Wolf sings that ads are way dirtier than porn. But my memory slowly twists her message...
My uncle mocks the racehorse he rides! Smears lipstick on this stallion, calls him a wimp... Why?
Talk about mixed messages! Or... is it really?
CAUTION: NUDITY, SLIGHT FIRE HAZARD
Poison takes many forms, from attitudes to environmental by-products to actions done deliberately...
My lover's turned into a tiny living pull-toy, trapped ankle-deep in a wheeled platform. Can I free her?
My body turns protean: big Popeye muscles pop out as needed, relaxing into stick-figureness...
I wish I could be as body-free as my neighbor Jenna, hiking nude under the full moon...
I'm shown a crystal egg with a model of my mind in it. The mapping is unmistakable. How embarrassing!:
Why wait for the Rapture when you can use a chinup machine and raise yourself off that cross?...
CAUTION: NUDE PSEUDO-CRUCIFIXION, SACRILEGIOUS SELF-HELP
My mom and sister take me to see a bondage film. But the movie steals my pants! I should have known...
CAUTION: WORSE THAN PEEWEE HERMAN
I can fly and breathe water. So I fly into art-rich mansions, though not to steal--I earn plenty from undersea massage...
I'm in Santa Cruz with my friend, a shocking-pink stuffed toy cow with sewed-on accessories: big red lips, a floral wig, and a third eye. I wake, draw the cow--and my sister calls from Santa Cruz to sing me a song about...
Two souls coalesce from bars of light into human beings by the power of words. Words like stupid, ugly...
I'm more a dream artist than a realist, but one day I set up a mirror and looked in it...
Einstein's tongue got its own poster, why shouldn't mine? But let's see even the Ein Tongue do this...
In our wizard-war, I've hidden my nature. At last I come out; but I can't tell the whole truth...
Compulsively honest spirit-women with waterjugs invade my friend's house.
I wake to find my girlfriend's obsessing on hair loss. To calm her, I babble about limb loss...
and wake again to find she was a dream too.
A summer love affair with a shapeshifting alien turns awkward when she gets a high fever, and...
CAUTION: UGH!
A sudden image of a woman whose other lips not only talked, they wouldn't shut up. Worse yet, they...
CAUTION: NUDITY
My childhood home explodes into a vast pyroclastic cloud that comes boiling toward me, miles away...
CAUTION: DOOM
I play the lovers in a teen romance: shy abused boy, insecure girl. But I get tired of the script, and...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
After I fled my batterer, I was afraid to love--afraid I'd give up my freedom again for mere kindness...
My sister's beautiful; I'm plain. When she's murdered, I ride into the Interface Desert, where worlds meet...
A huge rubbery mass of skin complains I made it sick. I get tired of its whining, and...
The pier jutting into the sea of dreams has an 8th chakra at the end, where a lonely woman fishes for, um, sole...
I wake to find I have two penises, one connected, one free-floating! How do its sensations reach my brain?
CAUTION: WANDERING WEENIES!
Divers made of ice swept the Traffic-Leaping Olympics. Did they cheat? I sought my friend the Sphinx...
I'm in a department store trying on clothes when I notice there's a large zucchini growing from my crotch...
CAUTION: SQUASHY PENIS, ICKY RECIPE
On a poster of a model who's around my weight, someone's scrawled STARVATION IMAGERY...
CAUTION: DEFENSE OF SKINNY PEOPLE
When I start feeling worthless, I paint myself. But which me?
CAUTION: NUDITY, PAGANISM
Nerds built the blues. Rick Moranis, famous blues-nerd, makes a groupie suck his ice cream cone...
CAUTION: MOCKS MUSIC, RACE, VANILLA ICE (CREAM)...
Walking down the street, I suddenly change sex! At first I'm happy, but I find unexpected disadvantages...
I find the cure for an alien plague, then visit the world it came from, to find it has a curious variant...
CAUTION: SEX CUSTOMS OF THE NEWT PEOPLE! MY COUSIN'S GAY WEDDING!
I hijack a Lacewing Chopper to install a new rubber-band engine, but the motor becomes a talkative penis, and...
CAUTION: ONE WEIRD WEENIE
I met an elfin girl who's tattooed realistic vaginas all over her body, as... decoys? For she has...
CAUTION: NUDITY, TATTOOS, TABOOS...
I visit my friend Xanthe's lungs, where a swordswoman in a red bikini gives me a unicorn. The next day...
A friend, stockpiling for Armageddon, makes me see that I value something peculiar: the knowledge of...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
The card of excessive self-denial, whether compulsive or artistic or spiritual...
In 1985 I was flooded with nightmares about heads and necks. They had an unparalleled intensity...
Clarence the sappy angel from IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, and Milton's Lucifer, noblest Devil of them all, land on Earth, offering treaties. Who to sign with? Clarence thinks we're perfect, and the Devil's a tinkerer, learning from failures. Failures like me, and my girlfriend Titania, the first android with a full range of feelings. Too bad one is the feeling she's fake...
My foot is a torso and my toes sprout conflicting personalities...
CAUTION: STUPID CARTOON NUDITY
A traveling torturer chooses me for his victim. He has the right. I bluster, but when at last I have to sleep...
CAUTION: NO PAIN, BUT GORE
I twirled pinups into surreal not-quite-abstracts, to see just how twisted sex could get...
CAUTION: NAKED PRETZELS
I try to make beauty, try to be beauty, but all the while, this voice keeps snickering...
Disguised as a literary troll, I spy on the Neo-Nazis, but it can't last: I ate a magic herb, and I'm growing...
In a future society, I'm deliberately, permanently paralyzed. Yet my home-grown treatment has an effect...
Ballerina Joan Brady quit, but ten years later, returned. Her body rejuvenated! So what can MINE do?
An improvised painting-series exploring my obsession for Utopia--and your deafening silence...
CAUTION: IDEAS, FURRY NUDITY, THAT GOSH-DARN MODERN ABSTRACT ART
Am I King Kong? No, it's a city of midgets! I leave and find I'm gay. Gay bugs come out of the closet, too, storming the fundamentalist flies of Heaven. And then Vor, the purple alien, does something peculiar...
CAUTION: LOOKS DOWN ON HOMOPHOBIC MIDGETS
My life was a sex disaster. I made myself ugly and sick. But then one night I dreamed I found a healer...
WARNING: NUDITY
I'm a lean loose cheetah who works best in short bursts and long rests. I overwork when I get too human...
Ari neglects Wendy till she doubts she's sexy. I show her she is. But am I using her too?
CAUTION: SEX TALK
I'm a one-legged hopping hermit in the ruins of LA, and my only hope for love is to conjure a girl from a...
Nancy Friday describes a certain kind of guy disturbingly like me, and I realize chronic illness has made me...
In the castle of a wizard who's a were-worm, I let myself become my best friend's chair! Generous, huh?
I dreamed of a dragon-woman on a reef. She was my guardian, but she let me drown! She had her reasons...
CAUTION: SCALY NUDITY
At work, a toxic potluck. I say no! And dream I'm a scent-oriented alien tossing back stink-grenades...
Indescribable! I careen from a sacrificial marriage-altar to the secret pool of the Oracle Harpist, into the jaws of Leviathan and the joys of lucid flight, shifting from male to female and gay to straight--till I meet the Dragonfly People themselves...
CAUTION: STUPID, STUPID SEX CULT!
It's true: after death, angels advise you where to go next. But what if you get an over-eager travel agent?