It's OK to be a sex object as long as you're also a subject. What's no fun is being an abject...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES
Flying in a wild wind, I mate mid-air with an alien, get pregnant, change sex, fight the inlaws...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
A nondream vision of an alternate Earth where continents are abysses, abysses continents...
I'm a big cat lonely in this human city. Wish I had a mate! But as soon as I take responsibility for an orphaned boy, in walks an older girl...
As Red Emma said, "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution..."
I go on a date who seems bored till she takes me to the Alertness Gym...
Writer Alice Miller tried painting her childhood monsters. I tried it her way and got a surprise message...
A painting of mountains, manes, mermaids, moons, mattresses, mouths, maples, mohawks, mice and men...
CAUTION: NUDE M-THINGS
In a dark void, a bizarre six-armed fur named Shandra is tied up in phone cords. A phone rings, and Shandra coolly says...
CAUTION: TELECOMMUNICATIONS BONDAGE?
A nightmare of a killer who I let torment me because it's better than being alone...
A chronological orgy of my self-images from childhood on: horses, geeks, girls, satyrs, boys, monsters...
CAUTION: SEX
A psychic dream about a New York ballet student who was a black panther. Lower case...
A guardian angel who's a sort of kindly, sacred succubus...
CAUTION: SEX
I was a pregnant dancer on the Fertility Goddess's new TV show, but I was mad at her...
I think Yeats was wrong to use the Sphinx to symbolize the brutal post-Christian era he foresaw...
I was anorexic for years; I only mastered it when I saw it was a hunger for the spirit world...
We're orphans learning to fly by night, when others can't see and define us...
Gaea dances the children's rhyme. I just hope we don't all fall down...
Jungian angels at a conference of dreams test my progress. But I'm all backwards: did the hard stuff first...
JFK and Marilyn as our gender archetypes, and their effect on the real gender gap: lifespan, not votes!
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, BUT I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE NOW
An old actor tells me "I met Hitler when we were both babies. I knew what was coming and I wanted to kill him, but...
Having psychic dreams is awkward. People bite you for seeing their secrets...
The panther in the Jungle Books was really female. I grew up with her cub...
The Ice Hotel, where all my selves are sealed. Can we thaw Einstein? Balolokong the Rainsnake says...
A New Age graduation party spurs a wild dream of the spiritual odyssey of Catwoman, starring Alexander the Great, Batman, God, and Rumi the poet (played by Frank Zappa)...
CAUTION: MORAL RELATIVITY
There are many astral planes--this world's just the cellar. A cat, a bird, a bear and I guard the astral stair...
I screw the lightbulbs in my ears again, and this time, they stay. I sit down at the piano, and as I play...
The Goddess won't tell me who to seek, to love, just WHAT to seek--and what not to...
CAUTION: DIVINELY SANCTIONED TRIGAMY?
Anti-ideological rant calling experience water and belief... ice.
In the future, books morph as they crawl round the web, till just the popular bits are left...
CAUTION: YOU TOO COULD BE CENSORED
I'm a girl being stalked. I take drastic measures--scrunch up the universe and shake it out! And is THAT enough?
CAUTION: ANXIETY, GUILT, THE POSSIBLE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE
Tour beautiful, bizarre worlds most exobiologists would write off as hopeless for life, and meet the natives...
CAUTION: SEXY ALIENS, WEIRD CUSTOMS, EVOLUTION
My crazy friend Wayne goes bowling for busses with a black egg. Wait! Crazy? Or... predictive?
CAUTION: GEORGIA O'KEEFFE BEHAVES DISGRACEFULLY
A tree-girl moves to Hollywood to make film deals, but jealousy stabs her...
CAUTION: BLOODY ASSAULT, GAY DRYADS, MUTANT NUDITY
What I saw in the river bordering the land of the dead...
CAUTION: GORE, BUT RESTRAINED, TASTEFUL GORE
Would the Revolutionaries in the Basement really blow up the Committee of Idealists upstairs?
CAUTION: MAD BOMBERS, OR AT LEAST GRUMPY ONES
I'm a wizard chasing crooked politicians in a big city. They have a car, I hop a trolley, only on the astral plane it's a giant blue millipede, and...
CAUTION: RECKLESS DRIVING, THEFT OF PUBLIC MILLIPEDE
Were the rowdy face-boats really ghosts haunting this old house, harbingers of my future online... or both?
Hawk Girl and Pearl Dragon sing a love-duet on the joy of allergies...
Soul-Poodle is torn between Le Bone Dieu and Dancing Pussy. Who will our horny dogma chase?
CAUTION: MUTT SMUT
The crystalline figure on the cover of the book in my dream seemed to hold as many answers as its title...
So exactly how is posting all these dreams different from crawling naked inside your screen?.
CAUTION: NUDITY
Boys still get portrayed as businesslike in sex, girl as floating orgasmic jellyfish. Time for a sex change...
CAUTION: SEX AND LIMP RUBBER ARMS
The Hunt of the Unicorn (yeah, guess who I am), as I fly through the worlds fighting Reaganism...
CAUTION: MOCKS THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR
A champion swimmer tells me how she turned a sexual humiliation into excitement and liberating power...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEX, SHAME, PSYCHOLOGICAL COMPLEXITY
Gosh, I'm speechless. How Zen! Market me at once!
CAUTION: MOCKS RELIGION. OR ADVERTISING. ONE OF THOSE.
I dreamed this was in our civic museum: a painting of the central dynamo of our world finally erupting...
I take Cassandra's prophecies seriously, but she can't make sense of my future. So we go see an otter with a crystal ball. But he's put in this new security system...
I cover my computer's desktop with this image tiled endlessly. And will, till the lesson sinks in...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
Revelations about my mom put my shyness in a new light. That night I dream twin sisters suddenly zoom through puberty in hours...
CAUTION: VERY SUDDEN BREASTS
An experiment with digital textures that fascinated me. Not a dream, just feels like it.
I had hay fever all day, and wished I was at ease in nature, and at ease with my nature. In heat, blissed out, and loved...
CAUTION: CANINE/CENTAUR ORAL SEX
I'm a centaur. I never left Eden. I'm still in the Garden. You are too, every night, in dreams...
CAUTION: BREASTS
Like a long molecule floating in darkness, this dream creature could loop and link to itself...
CAUTION: EQUINE NUDITY, LANGUAGE
That moment when you tire of your old trauma and suddenly turn to the sun. Or fun.
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES
I meet a giant psychic baby feared by 12-step people. So I go to the beach and find I'm a shark-bit girl who can have her missing chunks sewn back in--if I still have room for them...
I was a man made of clocks trying to get a date with a hedgehog-hair woman...
CAUTION: ANOTHER HORNY GUY WHO DOESN'T GET FAR
Abducted as a kid by alien angels, raised in a luminous cloud, I find it hard to keep a human perspective...
Being a hippie artist in San Francisco today feels like being an animal in an African game park...
A dream of exhibitionist girls playing with breast milk turns out not to be symbolic, but psychic...
CAUTION: BREASTS
I painted this upside down, with a mouse, then flipped it to see what I'd done...
When I'm confused, this angel comforts me with this MORE confusing quote...
The tale of a gray heart trying to heal leads to unicorn-hostage drama in the Transamerica Pyramid...
CAUTION: SEX, MAFIA THREATS, VIOLENCE
Coyote invades an abstract painting and reveals why the art biz likes conceptual, impersonal art...
I'm Coyote, keeping the Business Prophet from taking over Dante's Peak. But it turns too personal...
CAUTION: IDIOTIC VIOLENCE
One of the Time Vaults has opened. That means a historical crisis is at hand. Guess who gets to go in...
I dreamed I couldn't walk on water like Jesus, but I COULD crawl on it! A baby miracle.
CAUTION: NUDITY
Is digital Web blather any better than old-fashioned, live, analog blather?
CAUTION: STUPIDITY
Buddhism is a 12-step program; it has its pitfalls for those of us who already detach all too easily...
How Bach sounded to me after seeing Fantasia...
I meet a nice werewolf in a hall of past-life junk, so sharp and rusty we dare not play...
One of Aline Kominsky's comix has her in a bar and a guy asks "Que pasa, muñeca?" and...
CAUTION: CONVERSATIONAL FETUSES
I'm in a hotel by the Great Salt Lake . Deer roam the halls and lap at the drinking fountain...
A sentient factory shows me a genetic future where the Deer Party agitates for liberty, equality and fertility. Where I learn that I too may not be human...
In a parallel world, a gliding griflynx displays a brilliant evolutionary strategy: joy! It's the strongest mate magnet...
A quiet, mysterious dream image that turned out to refer to the future, not the past...
I struggle to write down a bizarre dream clearly and simply, but both pens and paper have mutated. Then a child prodigy explains “dreams don’t always want to be linear”...
I dream of a future where blondes are a too-cute endangered species. How can they survive? Like this...
CAUTION: NUDITY
I'm actress Nicole Kidman, clinging to the dome of City Hall like King Kong, ripping it to shreds! Why?
CAUTION: VANDALISM, REVERSE SEXISM, EXHIBITIONISM
In a parallel world, a visionary's building the first plane only now. I'm his assistant. But I don't WANT...
Lured to a parallel, feudal world by a marriage-vow, I'm trapped in my double's arrogant, twisted mind...
I've been drawing a personification of the World Dream Bank. Nerdy, but most of your readers are nerds...
I relate so easily to animals, it's odd how ambivalent I felt about trees...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
I was on one of those package dream-tours--an hour here, a scene there. But then in Patagonia...
CAUTION: CREEPING PAGANISM
America isn't the Melting Pot. It's the Humping Pot...
CAUTION: THE BEAST WITH 300,000,000 BACKS
I'm a small planet in an eccentric orbit: a one-day summer, a two-day winter. Rest and hibernate, or...
CAUTION: SLACKER ETHIC
A robed figure crowds a wild horse to a cliff-edge. One's my body, one's my soul. But which?...
Night thoughts. Are they eggs? Dreams? Worlds? Phases of the moon?
CAUTION: NEGATIVE BREASTS
I was a intellectual ballerina trying to stop zombie monsters from hatching out of the Earth...
In the middle of Nowhere Desert, I meet a telepathic unicorn who's stuck with a false safety-tag...
At my mechanic's garage, a child prodigy rebuilds a car engine. Gawking, I nearly plow into the crowd...
This image is senseless, but I have an excuse: I was watching TV in my dreams. TV on another world...
A monstrous Kafka beetle grows gradually out of my face. And it's a MESSAGE...
Slightly altered to remove the familiarity, but this is quite real...
I'm a faculty wife bored out of my mind until two students have sex in my yard. I ignore HIM and jump HER...
CAUTION: SEX
I fall in love with a sexy T. Rex at the Renaissance Faire. Then things get weird...
CAUTION: DINO ABUSE
A sardonic little poster on dating-role reversal with helpful advice...
CAUTION: NUDITY AND INTRUSIVE PHALLUS
That levitating bear's not tightrope-walking--she rides a goat strung like soap-on-a-rope. A goat that's me! I'm eating...
CAUTION: UGH!
A model who created absurd, impossible poses, and held them heroically...
CAUTION: SILLY NUDITY
On Christmas eve, I ask my dreams what they think of our annual orgy, and...
CAUTION: THE F WORD AND THE C WORD (CAPITALISM)
I'm a nurse pulled through a glowing well to a world ruled by a five-hearted unicorn, who wants me to...
CAUTION: SEX FANTASIES, LONGING, MELANCHOLIA
In my ballet class, we were learning to leap. But I wanted to FLY. So I went outside alone...
I dreamed our Medieval football coaches all blamed the ugly Potato Person for all evil...
CAUTION: NUDE POTATO
A recurring dream of a fourway marriage of animal people. I don't think it's symbolic, but predictive...
CAUTION: FURRY SEX
The goddess of the Cult of Clutter catches a little thief, and tastes her to see if she’s worthy...
I might have been less cowed by the storm-face, if I'd seen it was made of little foxes just like me...
Long ago I saw a marvelous Hiroshige print of a fox convocation, lit by moon and foxfires...
CAUTION: LESBIAN SPOOKS
Early Euro and Indian art liked bilateral symmetry; old Japan liked careful asymmetry. I like self-similarity.
The first thing any beginner does with a paint program is behead someone. Why?
CAUTION: PAINFUL SPLINTERS
I felt like my heart was in my stomach. My friend Lyx opened me up and confirmed it was. She scolded me for eating it...
CAUTION: URP
Frida's battered sister Cristina Kahlo dances nude and gets jailed by the Office of Homeland Security. Frida paints her in prison...
I was single and tired of kissing frogs. Then I realized--I AM one. Or worse: a pretentious polliwog...
I was a closet unicorn. SO closet, I didn't even know what a unicorn was, till I went to college and met...
My take on what Georgia O'Keeffe claimed she was up to with those giant flowers...
I'm odd kid out in my wizard school till gargoyles raid us, and I puzzle out their tongue, to become...
A narrative mural on the sexiness of dancers, as I became one--at the moment I lost my old geeky self...
For me, the path to love is difficult, elusive, convoluted...
I meet a wolf who invites me to join Dr Who's pack of sexy Ghost Wolves. There's just one catch...
CAUTION: FLIRTATIOUS WOLVES
I win a starship from the hostile Ghostmaster; in space I gain the confidence to confront him, and find...
Hypnotherapy is hopeless with these blind architects flopping all over the cafe, but my flying has improved...
I'm an orphan shapeshifter enslaved by a gold-eating monster. But I meet a cat-girl with a hammer...
CAUTION: BAD FOSTER-DAD; CAPITALIST MONSTER; VIOLENCE TO INNOCENT VENDING MACHINES
The shy, doggy need for reassurance I often crave from a lover--do I crave a mistress, an owner?...
CAUTION: NUDITY, PILLOW TALK
There's the watermelon of passion, and then there are the little grapes of fun that foxes eat...
CAUTION: NUDE DANCING
I stalk a platoon of levitating surf-bunnies who may be out to bomb a Greenpeace submarine...
Gryphon meets Dragon, mid-air, and they're both me--sometimes...
I tried a Redon theme: huge, floating eyes. His are scary, but mystical; mine came out as guilty terror...
If it takes a whole village to raise a child, it also takes a lot of guts to raise a kundalini. Voila!